Moving House ( Alan Hull ) from: Caught in the act ------------ Intro: Am 1.) Sneaking in on Saturday, coming home randy, nothing you say is right Am F, G, Am And a bummer rubber summer when you couldn't get dummer and your Saturday glitched all night Am Well roll on Ruby, walking on the floor with her hair all hung in a mess Am F, G, Am Her schizophrenic sister screaming in the kitchen, somebody's spewed on her dress Am Chorus: I'm moving, moving house before too long, don't get me wrong C Em Am F G I'm moving, moving house before too long, maybe see you some day - so long C Em Am F G Am F, G, Am 2.) Two ton Therry with a cherry on his nose is wrecking the record machine Am F, G, Am Over in the corner with his arm round his arm round a farmer is Tony the closet queen Am Well Old King Cole was a merry old soul he got nothing on his crew Am F, G, Am If he called for his wife in the middle of the night she'd been told her father was through Am Chorus: I'm moving, moving house before too long, don't get me wrong C Em Am F G I'm moving, moving house before too long, maybe see you some day - so long C Em Am F G Am F, G, Am Instrumental: Am, F, G, Am 3.) Well Commy the Zombie is leering at little girls 'caus little girls get bigger every day Am F, G, Am It taken so long he's forgotten the song he's never gonna get his way Am And the walls are crumbling and the cupboard stinks of booze in, the rent man's due in a day Am F, G, Am I'll stick him for a bit, do a moonlight flit, then it's Hi Ho Silver and away Am Chorus: I'm moving, moving house before too long, don't get me wrong C Em Am F G I'm moving, moving house before too long, don't get me wrong C Em Am F G I'm moving, moving house before too long, don't get me wrong C Em Am F G I'm moving, moving house before too long, maybe see you some day - so long C Em Am F G Am F, G, Am