I must stop going to parties ( Alan Hull ) from: Sleepless Nights ----------------------------- Chorus: I must stop going to parties, I think they're doing me in G Em G Em my hair is falling out and I'm getting kind of thin. G Em C D I must stop going to parties, for that there is no doubt G Em G Em next time you see me there, will you kindly throw me out G Em C D I must stop going to parties, and hanging about. C D G 1.) For instance take last friday, when Terry came to tea C Am I thought I had enough to drink, but not enough for me C Em he said would I like to accompany him, to a place just over the hill C Am I said I really shouldn't, but perhaps I think I will. C D Chorus: I must stop going to parties, I think they're doing me in G Em G Em my hair is falling out and I'm getting kind of thin. G Em C D I must stop going to parties, for that there is no doubt G Em G Em next time you see me there, will you kindly throw me out G Em C D I must stop going to parties, and hanging about. C D G 2.) You seen the same old faces, you've seen them all before C Am you're gonna get so wasted, you won't be able to walk out the door C Em then someone comes on heavy, 'bout the war in what's it's name C Am I say I think you're out of date mate, shouldn't that be the other place. C D Chorus: I must stop going to parties, I think they're doing me in G Em G Em my hair is falling out and I'm getting kind of thin. G Em C D I must stop going to parties, for that there is no doubt G Em G Em next time you see me there, will you kindly throw me out G Em C D I must stop going to parties, and hanging about. C D G Instrumental: ( like chorus ) 3.) ( spoken ) Well the punch has all been drunk and the drunks have all been punched, the magistrates irate and the doctor out to lunch I don't know why I came in here, I'm such a weak-kneed creep I must stop going to parties, I've got to get some sleep. 4.) ( spoken ) Excuse me, yeah it's Terry - won't you get to a party ? I must stop going to parties hanging about 4 x The "Caught in the act" version is a bit different; 1. 2nd line; instead of -hair is- "falling out" it's "changing color" 2. The spoken part "Excuse me ..." does not appear on the "Caught in the act" version. Instead there is another Chorus part.